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12-21-2012, 06:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Darkballs
The other night I see my girlfriend about to start a set on the smith machine. I approach from behind and really close to her grumble, "your ass is never going to get any tighter with that." Girl turns around, not my girlfriend. Felt awkward. Freeky thing though, she was grinning.
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That's hilarious. What did you say after you realized it wasn't her?
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12-21-2012, 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Darkballs
My girlfriend, being a girl, wants to go to the gym to "tighten up" and "get a better ass." I instruct her to squat. She listens. I feel proud. About a month ago she pointed to the smith machine and asked if she should use that. I told her to ignore it an only use the rack.
The other night I see my girlfriend about to start a set on the smith machine. I approach from behind and really close to her grumble, "your ass is never going to get any tighter with that." Girl turns around, not my girlfriend. Felt awkward. Freeky thing though, she was grinning.
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Hahaha
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12-21-2012, 09:08 PM
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#643
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Join Date: Jan 2009
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Darkballs
My girlfriend, being a girl, wants to go to the gym to "tighten up" and "get a better ass." I instruct her to squat. She listens. I feel proud. About a month ago she pointed to the smith machine and asked if she should use that. I told her to ignore it an only use the rack.
The other night I see my girlfriend about to start a set on the smith machine. I approach from behind and really close to her grumble, "your ass is never going to get any tighter with that." Girl turns around, not my girlfriend. Felt awkward. Freeky thing though, she was grinning.
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yea you can't end the story like that bro we just got excited
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12-23-2012, 11:14 PM
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#644
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Bump for story response.
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12-24-2012, 12:51 AM
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I workout at a rather large gym thats 24 hrs. It allows you to bring your friends in for free. Anyways at night, there are groups of explosive kids who use the basketball courts. After the game, they seem to roam the weight room shirtless. For some reason, they don't use headphones and play music from their iphones while rapping Pop a molly I am sweating WOO!!!
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12-24-2012, 10:36 AM
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#646
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Training this morning. Waiting for my squat rack, watching some fucking dipshit superset his barbell curls with admiring himself in the mirror, all the while shooting smirks at me like I'm admiring the old fart or something.
If I get to fifty and I'm concerned with my biceps instead of actually fucking lifting something heavy, I expect one of you to shoot me.
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12-24-2012, 10:53 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Darkballs
My girlfriend, being a girl, wants to go to the gym to "tighten up" and "get a better ass." I instruct her to squat. She listens. I feel proud. About a month ago she pointed to the smith machine and asked if she should use that. I told her to ignore it an only use the rack.
The other night I see my girlfriend about to start a set on the smith machine. I approach from behind and really close to her grumble, "your ass is never going to get any tighter with that." Girl turns around, not my girlfriend. Felt awkward. Freeky thing though, she was grinning.
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wow, expect to be put on some sort of register at some point in the near future :p
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12-24-2012, 10:55 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Darkballs
My girlfriend, being a girl, wants to go to the gym to "tighten up" and "get a better ass." I instruct her to squat. She listens. I feel proud. About a month ago she pointed to the smith machine and asked if she should use that. I told her to ignore it an only use the rack.
The other night I see my girlfriend about to start a set on the smith machine. I approach from behind and really close to her grumble, "your ass is never going to get any tighter with that." Girl turns around, not my girlfriend. Felt awkward. Freeky thing though, she was grinning.
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i lost 
was she at least decent looking?
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12-24-2012, 01:02 PM
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This was in the most recent YLYL.
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12-24-2012, 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted by LegioTitan
This was in the most recent YLYL.
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A friend of Naudi's, obviously.
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