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Old 12-12-2012, 11:27 AM   #21
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I just ate a raw onion and my dick grew an inch. It's science.
up to three inches now?

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Old 12-12-2012, 02:02 PM   #22
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i usually wash down garlic cloves with onion juice in the middle of a cold shower after doing HIIT training in ketosis, adding up all the T increases gives me a 15,000% boost of testosterone, not even my own mother is safe when i have a 15,000% boost of testosterone.

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Old 12-12-2012, 02:10 PM   #23
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i usually wash down garlic cloves with onion juice in the middle of a cold shower after doing HIIT training in ketosis, adding up all the T increases gives me a 15,000% boost of testosterone, not even my own mother is safe when i have a 15,000% boost of testosterone.
Dude, I'm sure your Mom would be up for it. She's done things to me that would make Caligula vomit in horror.

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Old 12-12-2012, 02:23 PM   #24
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dude you would not say that to my face during my peak T boost on the 20th hour of intermittent fasting. you're lucky i'm only 5,000% above baseline.

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Old 12-12-2012, 03:44 PM   #25
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dude you would not say that to my face during my peak T boost on the 20th hour of intermittent fasting. you're lucky i'm only 5,000% above baseline.
Dude, Your Testo strength is meaningless against my fantastic glucosamine enhanced flexibility.


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Old 12-12-2012, 04:12 PM   #26
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Onions: now scientifically proven to bring out your inner internet tough guy

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Old 12-12-2012, 05:05 PM   #27
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In the heavies someone will post about how onions are ruining the UFC.
LOL!

Onions are the best, preferably purple.
Edit: Actually, different onions for different dishes.

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up to three inches now?
uhh, that one didn't work out so well for yah...

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i usually wash down garlic cloves with onion juice in the middle of a cold shower after doing HIIT training in ketosis, adding up all the T increases gives me a 15,000% boost of testosterone, not even my own mother is safe when i have a 15,000% boost of testosterone.
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dude you would not say that to my face during my peak T boost on the 20th hour of intermittent fasting. you're lucky i'm only 5,000% above baseline.
You make me laugh, thank you.

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Old 12-12-2012, 10:26 PM   #28
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there was supposedly a study done in mice or rats where they were given onion juice (directly into their stomach) and supposedly had a 300% increase in testosterone.

dont think any research has been done to see what the result in humans is. i strongly doubt it is anything worth while.
I remember reading that study in the huffington post.

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Old 12-12-2012, 10:30 PM   #29
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so if i want to grow a nice beard, should i make a shaving gel out of onion? shaving makes it grow quicker, and the onions would make it grow quicker still, right?

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Old 12-13-2012, 07:21 AM   #30
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i usually wash down garlic cloves with onion juice in the middle of a cold shower after doing HIIT training in ketosis, adding up all the T increases gives me a 15,000% boost of testosterone, not even my own mother is safe when i have a 15,000% boost of testosterone.
What, over 9000! There's no way that could be right.

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