The Naudi thread is...sad. So is the Marv thread.
My gym idiot story happens fucking every day and I hate it. I walk in to go lift, and some dude who's got to be 50, complete with a beer gut, shitty attitude and bleached hair.
He's constantly running some kind of circuit something or other. Something or other with those resistance band rack thingies, dumbbell flies, curls with the goddamn squat rack, decline benches and incline benches. And he leaves all of these set up and complains when I unrack one and actually use it for what it's designed for.
Aaaand then he offers advice. "You need a spot for that" "use the smith machine" "don't come down so low on the bench" it's infuriating.