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Old 11-21-2012, 08:00 AM   #41
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All you'll ever need.

I've never understood how this one is supposed to work.

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Old 11-21-2012, 08:05 AM   #42
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I've never understood how this one is supposed to work.
My parents bought one way back when. There are rubber bands on the underside that provide resistance. You pull it in towards you to bring the flat red part close to the grey part. In order to do this, you need to flex your abs. It's a pretty ridiculous device - you can feel like your abs are doing something while the exercise is happening, but as soon as you put it down, you feel like you haven't done a single thing. Needless to say, my parents are both overweight.

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Old 11-21-2012, 08:23 AM   #43
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You fellas understand that you can still strengthen your abs without needing to see them..if you haven't developed your abdominals no amount of proper eating will make a difference.

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Old 11-21-2012, 09:03 AM   #44
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I can see my abs but still have a small gut if that makes sense

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Old 11-21-2012, 09:07 AM   #45
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fcuk ab machines. i do crunches on a decline bench
this. do abs.

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Old 11-21-2012, 09:11 AM   #46
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Eat right and cardio.

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Old 11-21-2012, 11:38 AM   #47
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Old 11-21-2012, 01:42 PM   #48
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I use the Fuck Your Abs To Death Bomb by Billy Blanks.


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Old 11-21-2012, 03:53 PM   #49
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If this were the S&C, you'd get flamed hard. Good choice.

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Old 11-21-2012, 03:54 PM   #50
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i use the fuck your abs to death bomb by billy blanks.

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