Originally Posted by Human Bass
I've never understood how this one is supposed to work.
My parents bought one way back when. There are rubber bands on the underside that provide resistance. You pull it in towards you to bring the flat red part close to the grey part. In order to do this, you need to flex your abs. It's a pretty ridiculous device - you can feel like your abs are doing something while the exercise is happening, but as soon as you put it down, you feel like you haven't done a single thing. Needless to say, my parents are both overweight.
I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.