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Old 11-17-2012, 04:42 AM   #1
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jiu jitsu fantasies

i have a fantasy about bjj that i want to let out. i've been keeping it inside of me for a while but here goes:

i win the lottery i win big... millions and millions. so i set up a tournament the same days as the mundials lets just say june 4,5,6, and 7th. i give cash prizes to the winners of the division. i give $20,000 to the winner of each division. so the winner of the white belt leve division gets $20,000 the same as the winner as the black belt divisions yada yada and so on and so forth. this creates beef between me and the ibjjf. this basically just spoils the 2013 ibjjf championships cause all of the big names such as buchecha, cyborg, keenan, etc. go do my tournament instead of the ibjjf mundials. this would go on for years and years until the IBJJF is driven out and collapses as an organization till it exists no more. and then im interviewed by someone and they ask me why i did it. i say, "i don't know i just did it for my own entertainment."

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Old 11-17-2012, 04:53 AM   #2
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Wasn't that long and did read.

Wasn't worth reading despite average length.

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Old 11-17-2012, 05:11 AM   #3
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Hey. Just wondering if Senior 2 White belt 100.5 kg + gets $20 000 as I may not enter if we don't.

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Old 11-17-2012, 05:13 AM   #4
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Sheik Tahnoon already did this... more or less.

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Old 11-17-2012, 05:19 AM   #5
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Hey. Just wondering if Senior 2 White belt 100.5 kg + gets $20 000 as I may not enter if we don't.
there is no Senior 2 division in the real mundials

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Old 11-17-2012, 05:26 AM   #6
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Sheik Tahnoon already did this... more or less.
fundamentally he did not. he did not clash heads with the fucking ibjjf.

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Old 11-17-2012, 08:00 AM   #7
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fundamentally he did not. he did not clash heads with the fucking ibjjf.
Maybe because he is not a dick ;)

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Old 11-17-2012, 08:22 AM   #8
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Maybe because he is not a dick ;)
Can get out of here Gracie nuthugger

don't let the door hit you on the way out

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Old 11-17-2012, 08:47 AM   #9
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I have a fantasy where Ronda Rousey is triangling me no gi, and by no gi I mean no gi at all... Wait, is this the kind of fantasy you're looking for?

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Old 11-17-2012, 08:50 AM   #10
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I have a fantasy where Ronda Rousey is triangling me no gi, and by no gi I mean no gi at all... Wait, is this the kind of fantasy you're looking for?
Dude you'd not enjoy this position for too long.

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