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Old 11-07-2012, 05:23 PM   #111
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when i was young, like 12-13, i found 3grand in a little wallet at the mall....i gave it to my mom expecting a chunk of it , but nope...used it all on rent...lol

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Old 11-07-2012, 05:32 PM   #112
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400 dollars. I should in a few words tell the story behind this. I worked at a carwash. Some dude came in one day loaded out of his mind. He wanted me, for a fat tip, to move everything in his Lexus and vacuum it out. Normally its up to the owner to move everything cause we didnt want to be held liable if something came up missing. But I still went ahead and did it anyway. While I was moving his shit I found a fat sack of coke. So instead of leaving it there I decided to put it in his glove box. Well to make a long story short he was pissed that he couldnt find it and threw me a 100 dollar tip and stormed off. I ended up finding 4 $100 bills that he dropped.

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Old 11-07-2012, 05:35 PM   #113
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when i was young, like 12-13, i found 3grand in a little wallet at the mall....i gave it to my mom expecting a chunk of it , but nope...used it all on rent...lol
With all due respect, your mother is a bitch

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Old 11-07-2012, 05:36 PM   #114
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lmfao....at the time i did agree...but looking back, she was a single mother with us three scamps so she did do the right thing lol

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Old 11-07-2012, 06:11 PM   #115
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This wasn't something that was found exactly but a friend a mine used to work for a charity picking up donations from people's houses. He picked up a box off someone's porch and realized later that it was a brand new blu-ray player, which costs several hundred when they first came out.

He knew that the charity sold what they picked up in bulk to a discount store and would only get a couple of bucks for it. So he didn't feel too bad about dropping it off at his house. Of course the player wasn't a donation, but had been ordered online and just arrived. So when the people called the charity to get it back, he was fired when it wasn't on his truck at the end of the day.

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Old 11-07-2012, 06:51 PM   #116
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200 cash rolled up on the street in Seattle. Good times.

edit - I also found 800 in cash in a purse in the back of a cab. I found the girl's French ID and messaged all girls with her name on FB to see if anyone would claim it. They didn't so I spent that shit.

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Old 11-07-2012, 07:04 PM   #117
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When I was 20 I lived with my gf, brother and his gf(which was my gf's sister). It was Christmas time and my girl got me a midsection pocket pu$$y as a gag gift. She was pissed when I would use it more than her but thats beside the point.

Well anyways we were having a Xmas party at our apartment and both my brothers were there. Early I had fucked the toy, finished in it and didnt clean it. I then wrapped it back up like it was never open. During the party I pull it out and act like im unwrapping it for the first time. I then stick it on the wall(it was a rubber latex material that stuck to almost any surface). I pretend to read the box and say its pre lubed. I then sat back and watched as both my brothers fingered it with my seed in it. It took them a minute to realize and then see me laughing. Also 2 of my friends did it too. I got my ass beat bad by my brothers but it was well worth it.

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Old 11-07-2012, 07:42 PM   #118
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when i was young, like 12-13, i found 3grand in a little wallet at the mall....i gave it to my mom expecting a chunk of it , but nope...used it all on rent...lol
holy crap! you are a better person than I am. Even at that young age, I would have tried to keep it and hide the money in my room. I would have bought all sorts of clothes, video games, etc..

Maybe it was for the best your Mom used the money responsibly on the rent. Too bad she didn't give you some of it, lol.

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Old 11-07-2012, 08:12 PM   #119
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walking through the woods at about 10 and tripped on something. Started digging up what was sticking out of the ground and it was a BB gun. For a 10 year old kid that was like finding gold. I cleaned it off, blew all the dirt out and got some BBs to put in it and sure enough it fired no problem. Kept that thing for years, one of my childhood highlights.

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Old 11-07-2012, 08:16 PM   #120
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holy crap! you are a better person than I am. Even at that young age, I would have tried to keep it and hide the money in my room. I would have bought all sorts of clothes, video games, etc..

Maybe it was for the best your Mom used the money responsibly on the rent. Too bad she didn't give you some of it, lol.
lol...i never really played video games at that age...i was too busy running amuck outside ...probably wouldve wasted it on hot wheels or something

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