my buddy was deploying to afghanistan soon so he really wanted to get laid so we went to an asian rub n tug parlour (which shared the same parking lot as a police station coincidentally) and we also took our virgin friend who was "just going to get a handjob". well anyways i and army guy had a good time with our respective hoors and apparently virgin friend pretty much got raped by an older asian lady. he said she mounted him and he was too shy to ask her to stop. he , instead of appreciating the favour of taking him to lose his v-card by a cheap hooker, got really pissed off at us and refused to do peyote with us the next day. that was a great weekend.
p.s. the mescaline was great