I Had a Dream Last Night.

[Yep.]

The things that 6mg of melatonin will do for you when you journey off to a good nights rest.

So it turns out that me and Will Jacobs were parked out in my car in the middle of the night under a street light, and we were having a contest to see who had the biggest dick. Obviously his was twice the size of mine.

And then outta nowhere these two scandolous skanks saw our humongous ***** when they walked in front of the windshield!



And then they opened up our car doors and proceeded to put down the two ultimate hand jobs of the century.

And then I woke up.



Discuss.

[Kulus]

It is a sign

[bjjaz]

No homo?

[Yep.]

Originally Posted by Kulus

It is a sign

Indeed it is.

A sign handed down from the Gods to Yep. the prophet.

[prod2821]

gotta love those wet dreams

[Yep.]

Originally Posted by bjjaz

No homo?

You see this fresh money stack I got in my hand? Don't fuck with my paper.

Seriously.

[JustAnotherGuy]

Uhhh...what?

My dreams usually involve midget security guards riding Rotweillers...

[Malo75]

wanna know how I know you are gay?

[bjjaz]

You should fwap thinking about it w/ your new black belt

[Yep.]

Originally Posted by JustAnotherGuy

Uhhh...what?

My dreams usually involve midget security guards riding Rotweillers...

I had a dream not too long ago where a brain-dead black girl in a wheel chair was chasing me at high speed throughout a gigantic church.

That'll teach me to never drink coffee and take melatonin later at night.