The things that 6mg of melatonin will do for you when you journey off to a good nights rest.
So it turns out that me and Will Jacobs were parked out in my car in the middle of the night under a street light, and we were having a contest to see who had the biggest dick. Obviously his was twice the size of mine.
And then outta nowhere these two scandolous skanks saw our humongous ***** when they walked in front of the windshield!
And then they opened up our car doors and proceeded to put down the two ultimate hand jobs of the century.
And then I woke up.