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Old 01-24-2008, 03:22 PM   #1

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What's the best way to touch a girls butt without her noticing?

I'm trying to think of a way I can touch girl's asses without them noticing or playing it off as an unavoidable accident. A google search only brought up this useful advice . Though I still don't think it's gonna work.

I'm on the verge of just saying screw it and to overtly smack a girls ass and run off before she kicks me in the groin or throws her tampons at me. I need some advice I've been plotting all day but have run into a brick wall.

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Old 01-24-2008, 03:23 PM   #2
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in the wave pool at waterworld, you can flail around and pull tops off even.

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Old 01-24-2008, 03:24 PM   #3
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.... .what the fuck!!!?

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Old 01-24-2008, 03:24 PM   #4

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You mean whats the best way to keep from going to jail?

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Old 01-24-2008, 03:24 PM   #5
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Knock her out.

Old 01-24-2008, 03:24 PM   #6
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the point of grabbing a girls ass is to have her know its you and you want the sex from her. if she tries to sue you then you play dumb but up untill that point you want her to know you want to get frisky.

I'd rather die forgotten then remembered for giving in.
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Old 01-24-2008, 03:24 PM   #7
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Exactly how old are you?

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Old 01-24-2008, 03:25 PM   #8
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Ghb Ftw

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Old 01-24-2008, 03:26 PM   #9
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in the wave pool at waterworld, you can flail around and pull tops off even.
*leaves work ealry and heads to nearest wave pool*

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Old 01-24-2008, 03:26 PM   #10
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Put loads of LSD in her fingerpaint

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