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Old 12-23-2006, 01:59 PM   #1
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proof that women are actually more perverted than men

alright, hear me out first.

I work in an office that's about 80% female, and when I'm sitting around or eating lunch with them I hear about the fucked up shit they do.

Everything they do together is faintly sexual in nature--skinny-dipping, having parties where they buy dildos and then show each other the dildos they bought... weird shit that heterosexual men would never do together--think about it, a bunch of guys having a party where they buy porn or sex toys?? Not in a million years, only homos would do that shit.

Before you get excited, bear in mind these chicks are mainly 35-40 and not very hot.

Now I--like all of you--have a sick and twisted mind. My hard drive is full of vile, degrading porn.... however, in real life, I don't actually DO perverted shit like the cougar-ass whores I work with. All I do (again like most guys) is bang the girl I'm dating and get BJs from her--that's all. Women, on the other hand, insist that their sex lives include lesbian overtones, sex toys, and overly-elaborate fantasies.

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Old 12-23-2006, 02:01 PM   #2
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alright, hear me out first.
I don't actually DO perverted shit like the cougar-ass whores I work with.
cougar-ass huh?? i lost sight of the main objective when i read "cougar-ass"

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Old 12-23-2006, 02:02 PM   #3
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Old 12-23-2006, 02:51 PM   #4
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anytime you start off by saying, "PROOF that xyz... Okay, here me out first"

you know what follows is bullshit

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Old 12-23-2006, 02:54 PM   #5
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women are all talk. except for the ones with low self-esteem, they actually perform quite well.

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Old 12-23-2006, 02:57 PM   #6
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women are all talk. except for the ones with low self-esteem, they actually perform quite well.
the ones who dont talk (i.e. the quiet ones) are usually pretty freaky, the girls with little, to no experience can be taught and trained like seals.

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Old 12-23-2006, 03:08 PM   #7
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anytime you start off by saying, "PROOF that xyz... Okay, here me out first"

you know what follows is bullshit
sort of like anytime someone confuses "hear" with "here"

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