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Old 05-04-2006, 11:30 AM   #1
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Peter North's Secret to a Massive Load

Hey guys,

My friend moved to California last year. He works for those sleazy-ass shows like Girls Gone Wild as one of the instigator guys that suggests girls take off their clothes and shame themselves. Anyway, because girls in porn actually work for these companies sometimes, he befriended a few of them. Long story short, my buddy met Peter North and got to hang out with him for a bit. My buddy said that he was a completely nice guy and that he eventually weaseled out the secret of a massive load. North Pole said that in addition to the products that he takes to enhance his man juice, the night before a morning scene he'll eat three heads of a celery. I have yet to try it and have no proof, but you can thank me when your girlfriend dumps you to persue a bukkake career.

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Old 05-04-2006, 11:31 AM   #2
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What other products does he use?

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Old 05-04-2006, 11:32 AM   #3
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i will take pics

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Old 05-04-2006, 11:32 AM   #4
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This might be the most important thread ever posted, if true.

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That doesnt make sense.

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Old 05-04-2006, 11:34 AM   #6
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What other products does he use?
I think he said "Ropes" or some shit? I've never heard of it. I was really fucked up when my buddy was telling me the other night, but I do remember the three celery heads thing for sure.

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I think he said "Ropes" or some shit? I've never heard of it. I was really fucked up when my buddy was telling me the other night, but I do remember the three celery heads thing for sure.
I've seen the ads in magazines for Ropes but figuered it was bullshit. If true, I'll buy a case. You can never have too powerful a money shot.

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i know that pineapple juice is supposed to make manfat taste sweeter. whether it makes it taste like pineapples im unsure; as unfortunately i have yet to taste the load of a regular pineapple juice consumer.

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what i like to do is spoon feed my flesh monster heaping spoonfuls of mayo and feta cheese the night before a big date

that way when its time to spunk my junk my sleeping salamander erupts in a violent expulsion the likes of which haven't been seen since pompeii

while she's cleaning up the oily mess i like to go poop

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not jsut on sherdog but the whole interweb

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