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Old 01-09-2007, 04:15 PM   #1
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My girlfriend prefers a dildo instead of my penis.

So to teach her a lesson I put Icy Hot in her bottle of lube. Wait till that bitch decides to use her dildo instead of me she will get the shock of her life.

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Old 01-09-2007, 04:17 PM   #2
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next time you stick it in her ass, put superglue on it instead of lube,



let that bitch get it!!!!

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Old 01-09-2007, 04:17 PM   #3
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paint your penis black like her dildo

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Old 01-09-2007, 04:18 PM   #4
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it is weird because I am a little over 6" and the dildo that she likes is a tan one that is about 5". I don't get it.

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Old 01-09-2007, 04:19 PM   #5
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My girlfriend prefers a dildo instead of my penis.
Only because the tranny has a **** of her own

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Old 01-09-2007, 04:24 PM   #6
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So to teach her a lesson I put Icy Hot in her bottle of lube. Wait till that bitch decides to use her dildo instead of me she will get the shock of her life.
Why are you punishing her because you can't satisfy her? You should rub icy hot on your penis to punish yourself for not knowing how to pleasure your own woman.

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Old 01-09-2007, 04:26 PM   #7
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Maybe she should try my penis. Have her call me. (Post pics first of course)

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Old 01-09-2007, 04:27 PM   #8
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Why are you punishing her because you can't satisfy her? You should rub icy hot on your penis to punish yourself for not knowing how to pleasure your own woman.

lmao....nice rex, do you really need to break his spirit anymore....

if so....

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Old 01-09-2007, 04:27 PM   #9
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Why are you punishing her because you can't satisfy her? You should rub icy hot on your penis to punish yourself for not knowing how to pleasure your own woman.
It's true i not seeing why she has to get the shitty end of this deal if you are the one that fails at the sexing.
Maybe she prefers it simply based on the fact it stays up longer than 5 mins who knows

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Old 01-09-2007, 04:30 PM   #10
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it is weird because I am a little over 6" and the dildo that she likes is a tan one that is about 5". I don't get it.
the dildo has better skills

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