i just caught my girlfriend cheating on me with another guy
so i get home from a hard days work and hear my gf moaning really loud like someones banging her so right away i know some other dude is fucking her so i break the door down and its some guy i never see in my life fucking my gf! grrrrrrr so i get into battle mode and tell the dude hes dead so he says you wanna take this outside? "so i say sure" so we were about to fight in the middle of the street when he says just so you know im a martial arts expert are you sure you wanna go threw with this? and i say yes now come on! so i tell him im a martial arts expert to and told him ill even let you throw the first punch but just dont miss so he did but little did he know im a aikido expert so he throws a punch and i grab his wrist and arm and whip him to the ground and bust his head wide open and blood pouring out everwhere fight over.....