How to make a Fifi - Step by Step instructions
After replying to a post in the Fleshlight thread, regarding homemade masturbatory goodness, I decided to look up directions on how to make a Fifi. Found some so here you are:
Ok for all you guys who haven't figured this one out yet on your own.....here is how to make a nice FiFi (feefee)
1 latex surgical glove
1 bottle of lube
1 rubber band
take a towel, fold it half
take the latex glove and place it at one end of the towel with say about and inch or so of the glove hanging out of the towel.
*keep in mind the fingers of the glove must be faced away from the edge of the towel otherwise this wont work obviously.
best placement for the glove would be as far to the left or right as you can on the towel.
basically the farther to the center of the towel you put your glove the less "virgin like" it will feel, so i say put it close to the edge. your preference of course.
ok, now take the towel, and roll it up sideways, sort of like a Little Debbie snack cake. the tighter the roll, the tighter the pussy so to speak.
you should be left with a rolled up towel and part of a glove hanging out of the "tube"
take the ends of the latex glove and fold it over the towel. latex stretches, so you should be able to pull the ends back easily.
for added security take a rubber band and wrap it around the glove you folded back.
ok, what you have now is a fifi. it should "roughly" look like a vagina---at least like the fake ones you can buy in an Adam & Eve catalog.
now squirt a bunch of lube in the glove entrance.
lube yourself up.
now have sex with it.
if you did it correctly, it should "almost" feel like the real thing.
after you are done, take the glove and smack yourself for actually making a fifi.
...hand in hand, on the edge of the sand,
They danced by the light of the moon...