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Old 05-28-2006, 12:43 PM   #1
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Icon2 Have you ever fucked your friend's mom?

Have you ever fucked your friends' mom?

I'm willing to let this thread turn into a "I used to fantasize about my friend's moms when I was a kid", but I want to hear the real stories...

Unfortunately, my window of oppurtunity is closed since I'm no longer a teen and all my friends' moms are probably really old now, but... comence with the stories.

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Old 05-28-2006, 12:54 PM   #2
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i fucked your mom and you are not my friend

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Old 05-28-2006, 12:58 PM   #3
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well i fucked my own mom does that count?

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Old 05-28-2006, 01:01 PM   #4
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I fucked my mom's friend who's my friend's mom

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Old 05-28-2006, 01:02 PM   #5
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i fucked my sons mom

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Old 05-28-2006, 01:12 PM   #6
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I fucked my mom's mom.

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Old 05-28-2006, 01:34 PM   #7
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i fucked your mom and you are not my friend

hey, come on now, your mentor is my favorite fighter. You can fuck my mom, but why can't I be your friend?

On a side note, my mom is over 200 pounds and not even 5-foot high; She'd break you in fucking half if you tried to fuck her.

My mom > you via fatass nastiness at 2:14 1st.

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Old 05-28-2006, 01:36 PM   #8
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and no, fucking your own mom doesn't count.


If you did fuck someone else's mom, can you please elaborate? That's the point of this thread, I want to read some stories. I promise to respond to every creative post that has 5 or more unique sentences.

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Old 05-28-2006, 01:37 PM   #9
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what's the social atmosphere in Tooele, utah anyway?...

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Old 05-28-2006, 01:39 PM   #10
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Of course, everyone on the internet has fucked every mom they have ever met. Whether it was their friends or not.

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