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Old 07-04-2007, 01:27 AM   #21
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yea i don't get the point in fighting a chick from giving a handjob but damn good stuff to know. i wouldnt think she would have went down to 10 bucks.

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Old 07-04-2007, 01:29 AM   #22
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LOL @ you LOLing @ that nerdy guy.

You should have just fucking told her why you are there..What are you the terminator?..'no..' 'no..' 'no..i have a cpu processuh'

just fucking say, look ming so kim, whatever your fucking name is..im sore as fuck, and just want a massage, this was the only place open, dont touch my ****, and rub my back..besides..i only like trannies..or you could have touched her witht he jab..i mean COME ON.

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Old 07-04-2007, 01:53 AM   #23
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how you gonna go to an asian massage parlor and not bust a nut

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Old 07-04-2007, 01:57 AM   #24
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No man in history has ever said, "Stop trying to jerk me off, I'm just here for a massage."

BTW, get a hand job THEN a massage after.

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Old 07-04-2007, 02:04 AM   #25
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My friend got me to go to a few massage parlors with him. I was always pissed the actual massage part was so short. I was also pissed when a few of the times the ladies were seriously about 50.

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Old 07-04-2007, 02:04 AM   #26
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when he went in and insisted on being given a towel, she was already thinking "oh shit, another weirdo"

by the time he was telling her to stop touching his dick, she must have suspected serial killer.

she thought she was gonna be his next chinese hooker skin lampshade. thats why she went down to $10

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Old 07-04-2007, 02:04 AM   #27
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careful man, i grew up in Sacto and theyre cracking down on those. some place up in carmichael just got shut down cuz of the old spank and wank.
Damn. LOL. I searched for one and there are a ton of em in Sac. Shit I might have to check one of those out.

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Old 07-04-2007, 02:10 AM   #28
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I just moved to Berkeley and I think there might be one on my street. How do I find out if it is teh goods ??

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Old 07-04-2007, 02:14 AM   #29
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Old 07-04-2007, 03:00 AM   #30
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You fucking homo. A movie ticket costs 10 dollars and you're arent even guaranteed a handjob taking a dame to one of those. GHEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

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