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Old 03-02-2012, 03:17 PM   #1
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There is a tornado coming my way!!!!!

Ok so I am in a hotel and there is a major tornado headed my way. The FX card is hours from now. The only women around are pushing 60. What should I do?

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Old 03-02-2012, 03:18 PM   #2
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Old 03-02-2012, 03:19 PM   #3
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Old 03-02-2012, 03:19 PM   #4
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Old 03-02-2012, 03:21 PM   #6
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Fap for your life
I did that this morning. I am trying to lower it to one fap per day.

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Old 03-02-2012, 03:21 PM   #7
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Old 03-02-2012, 03:22 PM   #8
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i did that this morning. I am trying to lower it to one fap per day.
no time!! Fap again!!

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Old 03-02-2012, 03:23 PM   #9
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