Okay so this is the second time in my life where I have seen someone actually wearing a tapout and who was also a complete fucking idiot.
(Normally I just assume they are idiots)
Anyways I walk into the class and this ginger is wear this ugly as sin Tapout shirt, like it looked it was a christmas tree.
Anywho there he is with douchebag boyfriend beside him and I overhear them talking about Kimbo, (thinking oh this is going to be fucking great)
So Tuf is all talking up a storm about Kimbo is the shit and that he will be the UFC champ and that the Seth fight was a work and on and on.
So Douchebag friend asks Tuf gai how many fights Kimbo has had in the UFC and Tuf gai replies that he beleives that he had 10 fights so far.
OKAY WHAT!!!!!!!!!
I guess I should've explained the appearance of Tuf Gay and Douchebag
TG is about 5'11" and probably about 220lbs and is a fucking ginger
DB is about the same size however he is an emo fucktard with the shittiest excuse for a mohawk and has that gay ass emo lip piercing as well
Anyways after Tuf has finished enlightening DB with his riveting info on Kimbo
He then goes into about how his technique is fantastic and if he were in a fight and got taken to the ground he would try to triangle said assailant and choke him out and that it would be so easy.
Oh yeah and then his heroism he apparently was at a cage rage event and while he was there 4 dudes picked a fight with him and he beat them all by himself.
He knocked the first one out with a right and then RH'ed the second one choked out the third and then took down the 4th and GnP'ed the son of a bitch.
Well let me tell you ladies and gentlemen of mayberry forum.....fuck jesus, buddha or any other religious figure this guy is the real fucking deal bow down.
Fuck I cannot wait to finish that class.
Maybe makes week I'll somemore interesting info in regards to this gentlemen's legacy as supreme ruler of the world.
Unless of course I don't kill him first
