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Old 11-18-2013, 06:44 PM   #1
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So Apparently Johnny Knoxville Comes From Inbreeding

Jackass star Johnny Knoxville was left stunned to discover he comes from a long line of in-breeders during a recent family tree climb. The TV and movie stuntman-turned-actor hired a top U.S. genealogist to trace his roots and he was shocked by his findings. Knoxville says, "He calls me in... and he goes, 'Sit down, you know in these rural mountain regions you come from, no one ever goes into the community and no one ever leaves the community... so it's not uncommon that there's in-breeding in those communities.' "I said, 'Is there in-breeding in my family?' and he says, 'A significant amount'." But Knoxville, real name Philip John Clapp, admits he quickly shook off his shock. The Dukes of Hazzard star explains, "I was so happy. He thought he was giving me a really horrible thing and I had tears rolling down my face.

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Old 11-18-2013, 06:49 PM   #2
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i am in shock here, he doesnt look like that at all

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Old 11-18-2013, 06:51 PM   #3
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Guy looks physically pretty regular to me. Another incest success story

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Are we talking kissing cousins or out-and-out incest?

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Hhahaha I'm not suprised, he agreed to box a round with butterbean in a jewelery store.

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Old 11-18-2013, 06:53 PM   #6
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He handled it well.

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Are we talking kissing cousins or out-and-out incest?
"A significant amount of inbreeding."


Draw your own conclussions

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Are we talking kissing cousins or out-and-out incest?
I could be wrong, but I don't think kissing cousins count as inbreeding.

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I thought those were just jokes...

Because, you know....he's an idiot

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Old 11-18-2013, 06:56 PM   #10
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Hhahaha I'm not suprised, he agreed to box a round with butterbean in a jewelery store.
lol man I don't think he thought Butterbean was gonna hit him THAT hard hahahaha. Butterbean was all laughing and smiles and shit and Johnny's like "My brain isn't working right anymore."

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