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Old 08-10-2007, 06:05 PM   #1
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Icon3 Quickest way to push THC(WEED) out of your system

Ok I got a piss test in less than a month and I smoked a good amount over the past weekend. I would like to know the best ways to speed up the process to push it out of my system.

Im open to any ideals.(with in reason) Any juices, foods, technique, or anything your buddys have told you that worked for them post it here.

Im 5'8 and weight around 140. I am very lean. I also run and work out every day.


**NOTE** I am **NOT** looking for a quick fix or anything that just "covers" up the THC. I want it out of my system completely! So dont even post about the shit you buy at the head shop.

P.S I dont want to hear any B.S about how I should have just not smoked or weed is the devil and now I got to pay for it...ect!...I LOVE smokeing weed and if was not for this test I would be blazeing a FATTY right now. So save it....THANKS in advance.

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Old 08-10-2007, 06:16 PM   #2
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THC is fat soluble so anything that would increase normal metabolism of body fats would be my guess. Running, lifting, exercise etc.

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Old 08-10-2007, 06:31 PM   #3
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Drink Tons Of Water!

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Old 08-10-2007, 06:34 PM   #4
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Drink water and exercise is about it.

Joe Rogan thinks you should drink your urine.

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Old 08-10-2007, 06:45 PM   #5
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Old 08-10-2007, 06:49 PM   #6
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Vales

Vales?

**Edit** I read about "Vales" and it does say it gets rid of the toxins in your system but it also says it only covers the "Toxins"(THC) for a piss test for about 5 hours... Sorry but I dont want a "cover" I want it out.

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Old 08-10-2007, 06:54 PM   #7
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sweating 4 days a week and drinking at least a galllon a day. It depends also on how much weed you been smoking daily or weekly whatever leading up till the last time you did smoke and the time you have to take a piss test. I smoke about twice a month and from every time I smoke its out of my system in about 5 days

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Old 08-10-2007, 06:57 PM   #8
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Also I was thinking about going to extremes and not eating for 3 or 4 days to burn off the fat thats in my system...Do you think this would get rid of the THC in my body?

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No it will slow your metabolism down make it even worse. You need to keep your body in cycle and keep drinking water. Are you physically active? do you play sports?

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Old 08-10-2007, 07:07 PM   #10
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No it will slow your metabolism down make it even worse. You need to keep your body in cycle and keep drinking water. Are you physically active? do you play sports?
Im out of school but I run 2miles every day in the "OKLAHOMA" heat so I sweat like a mother fucker...Im joining the ARMY.

What are somethings that will speed my metabolism up?...I only weight around 140 and im mostly muscle...How big a guy are you and how many jays do you usally smoke for it to be out of your system in 5 days?

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