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Old 01-26-2014, 08:53 PM   #41
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damnit Bear... you were gonna be my line of defense if I ever get caught. Any ideas?
Monkeys. You can eat all the monkey brains you'd like and retain your non cannibal status. Indiana Jones style.

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Old 01-26-2014, 09:03 PM   #42
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dark wings.
dark words.
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Old 01-26-2014, 09:04 PM   #43
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Monkeys. You can eat all the monkey brains you'd like and retain your non cannibal status. Indiana Jones style.
Hmm. not too many monkeys here. Guess I'm going grocery shopping at the zoo

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Old 01-26-2014, 09:05 PM   #44
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so this is what it sounds like...
lmfao!

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Old 01-26-2014, 09:06 PM   #45
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that was a regular murder

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Old 01-26-2014, 09:34 PM   #46
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So this is what it sounds like...
LOL

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Old 01-26-2014, 09:35 PM   #47
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What's funny about Catholics is that they so often believe and essentially follow Witchcraft.
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Old 01-26-2014, 09:44 PM   #48
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Well, they need something to feed their children, being birds doesn't mean they can't eat other types of birds.

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Old 01-26-2014, 09:44 PM   #49
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It signifies that anyone stupid enough to believe in religion will look at this as a sign...

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Old 01-26-2014, 09:55 PM   #50
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Catholic Mass is essentially ceremonial magic; a thinly-veiled pagan ritual. Drink the 'blood' from the cup that symbolizes the feminine reproductive organs, eat the 'flesh', etc.

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