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12-22-2008, 04:55 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PedroCassidinho
the day i need to pay a decent chunk of money for a handjob is the day i'll kill myself
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Yeah it's free if you do it yourself.
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12-22-2008, 05:01 PM
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#112
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Originally Posted by n3wb13
So I iwas flipping through a local weekly indy news publication, and since they are free, they get most of their funding from adspace. So towards the end, i see endless massage ads, most of which feature a hot looking girl dressed scantily clad. Naturally, got me to thinking about happy endings. I've never been to a massage parlor so I don't know the truth behind it.
So, anybody know from personal experiences or from friends if they do exist? That'd suck if you dropped like 100 bucks thinking you were gonna get the finish, and get stiffed.
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wait...Theres massage parlors that just give massages?
Why the fuck on earth would I go??
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12-22-2008, 07:50 PM
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#113
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So it goes.
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can t remember the name of it but its in chicago china town.
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12-22-2008, 07:57 PM
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#114
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Herpes
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12-22-2008, 07:58 PM
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Originally Posted by GoDownOnHer
Yeah it's free if you do it yourself.
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That's the dumbest fucking thing I've ever read. Whacking yourself off is NOT the same thing as getting a half hour massage, getting washed by a girl, and then getting a completely professional happy ending. The one happy ending place I went to Okinawa, the massage was so good, I would have gone anyway even if they didn't rub you off.
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12-22-2008, 07:59 PM
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#116
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JerseyTrash
That's the dumbest fucking thing I've ever read. Whacking yourself off is NOT the same thing as getting a half hour massage, getting washed by a girl, and then getting a completely professional happy ending. The one happy ending place I went to Okinawa, the massage was so good, I would have gone anyway even if they didn't rub you off.
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You need to chill the fuck out. Boy.
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12-22-2008, 08:08 PM
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Silver Belt
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Maybe you need to go get a happy ending. Then you wouldn't be all upset about something you've never tried.
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12-22-2008, 09:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Soma
Yes, they exist. My friend went to one by accident, haha. He was making a water delivery and went in the wrong door which was unmarked. Soon as he came in 10 girls lined up and a madam asked which he wanted. He was like "Uh...wtf? I'm just here to deliver water." They told him he had the wrong place so we went next door. On the way home from work that day he decided to go back and get a massage. He did, for about $75. The girl asked if he wanted more for $150. He said yes, took a shower, then they fucked. She asked for the $225 and he was all, "I thought it was $150!" She said no, it was $75 + $150, not just $150 total. He told her he didn't have enough money and she replied that he better get it or she was gonna call the big ass bouncer from the front. He went to the ATM across the street got more money but it still wasn't enough! hahahah The girl was pissed but said it's cool but to never come back underfunded again. He got lucky.
It gets crazier. That night he came home and in his pocket there was a scrap of paper with the girls name and number and "call me" on it. So he called her and they dated for a bit. I met her and she was cool but she wouldn't have sex with him only make out and mess around. I was thinking that she might try and work him over for money or something but she was always buying him stuff instead. It was weird. Also, at the time she was living with her ex-bf. It was just a weird fucked up situation. After a couple months my friend got tired of the no sex and stopped seeing her. But while it lasted he enjoyed getting free stuff and VIP treatment when they'd go to clubs together.
Oh yeah, a different friend of mine recently got married to a girl he met in a Chinese massage parlour. He just got a massage, which I believe, and the girl supposedly never gave out happy endings, but none our friends believe that shit. Anyway, they are married and have a kid now. Wowsa.
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haha golden flower.
cab drivers used to swear by it.
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12-23-2008, 12:07 AM
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#119
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Silver Belt
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Find one in your area!
Spa Hunters
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12-23-2008, 09:41 AM
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I live in Vegas and we have loads of massage parlors and many do give happy endings.
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