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Old 08-05-2010, 03:21 PM   #1
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girl asks how have i been?

so an old friend zone type girl that i never got to bang and moved with her parents about 4 years ago east coast found me on facebook and says

"Hi !!!!! how have you been?? "

btw her profile says in a relationship and i noticed shes writing a girl on the wall thing about how cute it is that they are comparing their stomach growth, which means they are both pregnant im assuming. slut!!!

so what should i say?
prefer some type of cool story/funny story/disgustin, messed up stuff, lie, dont really care anymore.

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Old 08-05-2010, 03:23 PM   #2
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I'll need to confer with my team of experts. Please hold.

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Old 08-05-2010, 03:26 PM   #3
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Tell her you hooked up with one of her boyfriends after she moved away and contracted AIDS from him. She should probably go see a Docta.

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Old 08-05-2010, 03:27 PM   #4
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Girl talks to you?

She totally wants you.

That's the rule.

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Old 08-05-2010, 03:29 PM   #5
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tell her you're doing great ever since you started raw doggin' some randoms

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Old 08-05-2010, 03:30 PM   #6
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Girl talks to you
>She wants to fuck

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Old 08-05-2010, 03:35 PM   #7
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I think you should contact ESPN and tell them what you just posted. It's quite likely that they will want to air your story as "The Decision 2". This is some cutting edge stuff right here

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Old 08-05-2010, 03:45 PM   #8
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i was thinking about some movie lines too someething like this is what im thinking

"I work at a college as a janitor even though I feel like I'm smarter than most of the people that go there. Sometimes I see an equation written on a blackboard, like half an equation, and I'll just figure it out."

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Old 08-05-2010, 03:47 PM   #9
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Unless you plan on punching her in the womb, she's useless.

Therefore, remain silent.

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Old 08-05-2010, 03:48 PM   #10
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Quote:
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Girl talks to you?

She totally wants you.

That's the rule.
This, it's true, however not always easy to understand or realise.

For example, I am having doubts myself. I was on holiday in Ibiza 2 weeks back and I hit it off with a girl. She spends the last 3 days at my hotel basically. Now, what's got me is that this girl is 21 (I'm 29), hot blonde, slim, drives a fast car, has a good job and is very self confident - me on the other hand, am 29, worn out for a previous relationship, in a job that I'm vastly over qualified for, am back living at my parents after a horrible break up this year and am a bit direction-less. I'd say my only real qualities are that I'm considered above average good looks, I'm good at jiujitsu and playing guitar and I've got a solid physique. So what gives?

I ask my buddies at work and they are like, 'Andy, she likes you because you are a dude' - hmmm?, I don't buy it...

She's invited herself to my place this weekend and is driving 200+ miles to see me.

It sounds like I'm having the same realisation doubts as the TS.


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