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Old 06-17-2012, 06:21 PM   #21
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Really glad I opened this thread at work and you happened to put the gayest picture possible first
hahahahah lmao

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Old 06-17-2012, 07:02 PM   #22
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Really glad I opened this thread at work and you happened to put the gayest picture possible first
Dude, I got lemon partied at work one time.

I was half paying attention, turned around and BAM. Old dude sucking old dude's ****. A girl I work with is behind me staring at me with her mouth open going...'what the fuck are you watching.'

I started laughing my ass off and emailed her lemon party.

It was my 3rd day on the job.

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Old 06-17-2012, 07:45 PM   #23
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Dude, I got lemon partied at work one time.

I was half paying attention, turned around and BAM. Old dude sucking old dude's ****. A girl I work with is behind me staring at me with her mouth open going...'what the fuck are you watching.'

I started laughing my ass off and emailed her lemon party.

It was my 3rd day on the job.

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Old 06-17-2012, 07:57 PM   #24
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I'll take the strongman build/performance anyday.




Not that I train for physique, performance comes first, but I want to look strong, not like a pretty boy.

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Old 06-17-2012, 08:06 PM   #25
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"Natural Bodybuilding"

Makes me laugh. $10 says many of them take steroids and just call themselves natural because they can't compete with the obvious steroid consuming 'normal' bodybuilders

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Old 06-17-2012, 08:09 PM   #26
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Old 06-17-2012, 08:12 PM   #27
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Interesting... I've never understood the appeal of bodybuilding. I mean I can understand the appeal to add some bulk, but the guy second from the right takes it too far.
Steroids and they get addicted to it. After lifting for a while, they get a high/sexual charge out of it.

"The greatest feeling you can get in a gym or the most satisfying feeling you can get in the gym is the pump. Let's say you train your biceps, blood is rushing in to your muscles and that's what we call the pump. Your muscles get a really tight feeling like your skin is going to explode any minute and its really tight and its like someone is blowing air into your muscle and it just blows up and it feels different, it feels fantastic. It's as satisfying to me as cumming is, you know, as in having sex with a woman and cumming. So can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like getting the feeling of cumming in the gym; I'm getting the feeling of cumming at home; I'm getting the feeling of cumming backstage; when I pump up, when I pose out in front of 5000 people I get the same feeling, so I am cumming day and night. It's terrific, right? So you know, I am in heaven."
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Old 06-17-2012, 08:17 PM   #28
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Those pics aren't even close to being true scale. They have people 6 inches shorter appearing half the size.

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Old 06-17-2012, 08:26 PM   #29
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Steroids and they get addicted to it. After lifting for a while, they get a high/sexual charge out of it.

"The greatest feeling you can get in a gym or the most satisfying feeling you can get in the gym is the pump. Let's say you train your biceps, blood is rushing in to your muscles and that's what we call the pump. Your muscles get a really tight feeling like your skin is going to explode any minute and its really tight and its like someone is blowing air into your muscle and it just blows up and it feels different, it feels fantastic. It's as satisfying to me as cumming is, you know, as in having sex with a woman and cumming. So can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like getting the feeling of cumming in the gym; I'm getting the feeling of cumming at home; I'm getting the feeling of cumming backstage; when I pump up, when I pose out in front of 5000 people I get the same feeling, so I am cumming day and night. It's terrific, right? So you know, I am in heaven."
- Arnold Schwarzenegger
That quote was a joke. If you watch the special features of that movie, Arnold admits that Pumping Iron is a docudrama and he said a few crazy things that are not true to spice up the movie. He says that ya the pump feels great, but it's not better than an orgasm.

But I understand why bodybuilders want to get bigger. They just want more of what they love. I'm a strength athlete. I want to get stronger. Not just stronger than what I am now, not stronger than the average male, as strong as I can possibly get. Bodybuilders do not have some weird sexual attraction or image issues (a few do, but so do a lot of people who are not bodybuilders), they just want to do better at what they do. I wish people would respect athletes that have this view.

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