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Old 08-11-2007, 06:53 PM   #1
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Can a naturally pale person become tan in a tanning bed?

alright i live up north and in about a month, its going to be getting cold.....i just moved back from miami about 3 weeks ago and got a night job.i sleep from 8am-5pm so i cant really go out and keep my tan...i was just wondering if tanning beds or booths will help you keep a tan or get tan? no hatin here..u gotta know that the better tan u have, then the pussy rate goes way. so get back to me on if it works and how often to use a tanning bed...and for how long.

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Old 08-11-2007, 07:05 PM   #2
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first stop being a pussy, second yes, you can keep the tan, although you should be able to tell then difference, a girl back n HS was a tanning bed whore, she was orange. again dont be a pussy,

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Old 08-11-2007, 07:14 PM   #3
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Tanning beds aren't good for your health. Natural sunlight in moderation is better. Can't help you on the link between getting pussy and the level of your tan.

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Old 08-11-2007, 07:19 PM   #4
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first stop being a pussy, second yes, you can keep the tan, although you should be able to tell then difference, a girl back n HS was a tanning bed whore, she was orange. again dont be a pussy,

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Old 08-11-2007, 07:45 PM   #5
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I used to live up north and let me tell you, most people up there are pale and pasty. If you stay dark, you will stick out like a sore thumb and look a bit absurd. I would suggest losing your tan a little bit and only going to the salon maybe twice a month. And to answer your original question, yes tanning salons work but its worth paying a little extra to for the higher quality beds. You don't wanna look like an orange douche bag.

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Old 08-11-2007, 08:17 PM   #6
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well, you might not need the tan, you work all day. and when you do go out itll most likely be at night. maybe you wont need a tan? but i dont have much info about tanning beds.

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Old 08-11-2007, 08:41 PM   #7
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Tanning beds aren't good for your health. Natural sunlight in moderation is better. Can't help you on the link between getting pussy and the level of your tan.
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Old 08-11-2007, 09:58 PM   #8
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Being tan when everyone else is pale is weird.

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Old 08-11-2007, 10:13 PM   #9
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Don't do it. You'll look 10+ years older after awhile and you'll regret it. Not to mention increasing the likelihood of cancer. Just go outside every now and then. If you're white, you're white...accept it.

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Old 08-11-2007, 10:54 PM   #10
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Yea dude...

It is just another Hollywood thing, just like being skinny and having fake white teeth. If you really want to find a chick who is only into you because of your tan, than go for it. You are just going to end up looking 20 years older a with a fake orange tan. If you are going to tan, do it naturally.. and don't over due it either.

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