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Old 07-13-2010, 03:02 PM   #1
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Biblical Proof Jesus Had Dark Brown (black) Skin

Jesus was an Israelite from the tribe of Judah. The Israelites were brown skinned (black) people, I'll show you biblical proof. When the sons of Israel sold their youngest brother Joseph to Egyptians, they lost contact with him for many years,and assumed he was dead. Many years later when there was famine in their land, Israel sent his sons to Egypt to get food. When they got to Egypt ,they met no other than their long lost brother Joseph, Joseph was now a powerfull man in Egypt. Joseph recognized his brothers but they did not recognize him, because he looked just like any other ancient Egyptian (brown skinned), he even spoke to them in Egyptian through an interpretor, although he spoke hebrew, in order to not blow his cover at first.If Joseph, or his brothers were of pale(white) skin, there is no reason for Joseph to pretend to be an Egyptian, because his skin color would have given him away. Egypt is in Africa,and the ancient Egyptians were dark skinned people, untill European invasian. Where now there are many tan Egyptians (olive complexion).
Secondly...Moses was born an Israelite (dark brown skin), but grew up thinking he was an Egyptian(dark brown skin), if Moses and the Israelites were "white", Moses, never wud have thought he. Was Egyptian./#3rd, when Jesus was born, an angel told his parents to hide him in Egypt, to be safe from death per king Herod, if Jesus the baby Israelite was white, they wud have hid him in Rome, amongst other whites. The popular paintings of blue eyed Jesus is actually Cezar Borgia. There is no evidence or biblical proof that. Jesus had blonde hair and blue eyes. Revelations: his only physical description is hair of wool, and feet like fine brass,as if they were burned in a furnace.(black). Just food for thought, no hate please...mayberry style

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Old 07-13-2010, 03:04 PM   #2
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Not to be insulting, but who ffff-ing cares?
Whether you're a person of faith or not, who cares what color Jesus' skin color was?
I just don't see the relevence.

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Old 07-13-2010, 03:04 PM   #3
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how bout proof jesus exsisted?

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Old 07-13-2010, 03:06 PM   #5
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Like this is news?

Jews = Middle Eastern = Dark Skin = Black

The only thing I will not stand for is the black Santa Clause that is just wrong IMO

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Not to be insulting, but who ffff-ing cares?
Whether you're a person of faith or not, who cares what color Jesus' skin color was?
I just don't see the relevence.
it speaks volumes about the church's tactics for recruitment and how to project their image. No white man (in the day) would follow the teachings of a dark skinned man. So the Church released images of Jesus as light brown haired and blue eyed. Doesn't make sense for him to be like that.

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Old 07-13-2010, 03:07 PM   #7
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Jesus was an Israelite from the tribe of Judah. The Israelites were brown skinned (black) people, I'll show you biblical proof. When the sons of Israel sold their youngest brother Joseph to Egyptians, they lost contact with him for many years,and assumed he was dead. Many years later when there was famine in their land, Israel sent his sons to Egypt to get food. When they got to Egypt ,they met no other than their long lost brother Joseph, Joseph was now a powerfull man in Egypt. Joseph recognized his brothers but they did not recognize him, because he looked just like any other ancient Egyptian (brown skinned), he even spoke to them in Egyptian through an interpretor, although he spoke hebrew, in order to not blow his cover at first.If Joseph, or his brothers were of pale(white) skin, there is no reason for Joseph to pretend to be an Egyptian, because his skin color would have given him away. Egypt is in Africa,and the ancient Egyptians were dark skinned people, untill European invasian. Where now there are many tan Egyptians (olive complexion).
Secondly...Moses was born an Israelite (dark brown skin), but grew up thinking he was an Egyptian(dark brown skin), if Moses and the Israelites were "white", Moses, never wud have thought he. Was Egyptian./#3rd, when Jesus was born, an angel told his parents to hide him in Egypt, to be safe from death per king Herod, if Jesus the baby Israelite was white, they wud have hid him in Rome, amongst other whites. The popular paintings of blue eyed Jesus is actually Cezar Borgia. There is no evidence or biblical proof that. Jesus had blonde hair and blue eyes. Revelations: his only physical description is hair of wool, and feet like fine brass,as if they were burned in a furnace.(black). Just food for thought, no hate please...mayberry style
There were White people in Egypt due to immigration from other areas of the empire.

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how bout proof jesus exsisted?
Well, there is precious little legitimate scholarly debate as to whether Jesus existed. It is accepted, even among atheists, that He did.
Whether or not He was/is the Messiah, or whatever, is a different matter. But there's enough history for us to conclude He did exist. I recommend "The Real Jesus," by Prof. Luke Timothy Johnson of Emory University.

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Old 07-13-2010, 03:08 PM   #9
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Joseph recognized his brothers but they did not recognize him, because he was brown skinned
you mean he got a tan?

were his brothers white then, is that why they do not recognize blacks as their kin?

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Jesus was Arab.

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