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Old 05-05-2010, 04:47 PM   #1
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best face-r*pes

So what are your best facerapes or the best ones you've seen?

I hate those corny " is gay" or something like that. they're boring and you spot them quickly without ever laughing.

my friend has forgotten to log out from my computer a couple of times and the first time his status read "...finds madonna very hot" and "loves the music of gloria estefan"

but since he spotted that quickly the next time I discretely joined a couple of fan pages.
Brittany spears, The hills, Creed, nickleback and of course, Gloria Estefan.


Tell me yours or other that you've seen, need inspiration.

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Old 05-05-2010, 04:48 PM   #2
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facerapes are gay

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Old 05-05-2010, 04:49 PM   #3
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facerapes are gay
and never funny.

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Old 05-05-2010, 04:51 PM   #4
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My friend left his facebook open and I changed his sexual preference to "interested in men"

He didn't notice for 2 months, and was really confused why "Mikey Gorgeous" and other locally known gay guys were hitting on him constantly and asking to suck his dick.

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Old 05-05-2010, 04:52 PM   #5
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What the fuck is this?

Are we talking porn here?

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Old 05-05-2010, 04:53 PM   #6
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my buddy was doesn't know java script at all, so he sent me a picture and wanted me to make a code to past it on his myspace background.

i made him a code, but threw in some gay porn i googled[no homo]

he thanks me graciously and pasted the code into his profile.

only time i did something like this. he was pissed. never went to me for computer help again.

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Old 05-05-2010, 04:54 PM   #7
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I was holding this chick down, and just forcing it down her throat.

There was vomit and snot everywhere. But I was just too strong for her to do anything about it.

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Old 05-05-2010, 04:55 PM   #8
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lacey duvalle..?

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Old 05-05-2010, 04:56 PM   #9
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My friend left his facebook open and I changed his sexual preference to "interested in men"

He didn't notice for 2 months, and was really confused why "Mikey Gorgeous" and other locally known gay guys were hitting on him constantly and asking to suck his dick.
I actually did that to my friend's myspace page and it was like that for almost a year. Until one day he mentioned that all of these gay guys kept messaging him and I had to tell him why because it was just too funny. He didn't find it nearly as funny as I did.

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I actually did that to my friend's myspace page and it was like that for almost a year. Until one day he mentioned that all of these gay guys kept messaging him and I had to tell him why because it was just too funny. He didn't find it nearly as funny as I did.
hahaha thats the thing. they never notice until someone points it out to them.

And they're never happy when they find out. The kid I did it threw a beer bottle at me. haha

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