The Appointments of Dennis Jennings: Steven Wright
I remember seeing this on HBO back in the late 90s.
Just found it on youtube.
Steven Wright won a oscar from this short.
Its fucking great.
We can turn this into a Steven Wright Appreciation Thread too
He was actually the highest paid stand up comedian in the late 80s..
How things have changed with Dane Cook as the highest paid in the mid 2000s..
If you dont know him right off the bat from the name..
You might recognize him from The Guy On The Couch
The radio host in Reservoir Dogs
''DO NOT ATTACK...WAIT 30 SECONDS. TAKE HIM DOWN. DO NOT PASS GUARD.''
- Greg Jackson
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.
This one coach I had tried to put me on a weight training program, and I was all like, “You and your weights can go fuck off somewhere. I’m not lifting that shit. That shit is heavy.”