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Old 01-18-2014, 06:33 PM   #1
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5 Reasons Luke Rockhold's Bulge CAN'T Be Real

Forget what Dana White says, Rockhold's bulge can't be real. Here's why.

1. If it is, he's in the wrong profession. In the picture Rockhold seems to be about 6-7 inches semi-erect (No way is he completely flaccid. If you don't believe me go see what Mandingo looks like flaccid.), using what we know re: penis size, we can guess that he's a 'grower' who adds about 2-3 inches once fully erect. A 10-11 inch penis is huge. Even the biggest pornstars aren't much more than 9.

One of the few exceptions is Mandingo (who's legit 10+). Fish-eye lenses, sickle cell, penis pumping and tiny female partners might have distorted perceptions, but Rockhold-type penises don't even exist in porn, what are the odds a mid-level fighter is packing one?

2. There's a huge market for large-penis porn. He'd make way more as a pornstar than a fighter. Lexington Steele probably makes more than 90% of UFC fighters. Rockhold would be even more popular. Being white, huge and good looking (very rare. see: Ron Jeremy, Dirty Harry, et al.) enables him to fill a huge niche. Are we meant to believe he's never even considered such an easy, and rewarding career?

3. Addendum: The only way I can see it being real is if he suffered from a illness which brought on priapisms, but this obviously is not the case, because it would have interfered with his fighting career, and priapisms do more to accentuate girth than length anyway (see: Shorty Mac).

Even medical anomalies don't have a shot at explaining this.

4. Perhaps the most damning. In his lengthy, storied 7 year career, Luke Rockhold has never been the recipient of a low blow.

Sorry to break so many hearts, but Luke Rockhold probably just put a sock or two down his briefs and is now sitting back, laughing at the uproar he's created.

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Old 01-18-2014, 06:34 PM   #2
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Forget what Dana White says, Rockhold's bulge can't be real. Here's why.

1. If it is, he's in the wrong profession. In the picture Rockhold seems to be about 6-7 inches semi-erect (No way is he completely flaccid. If you don't believe me go see what Mandingo looks like flaccid.), using what we know re: penis size, we can guess that he's a 'grower' who adds about 2-3 inches once fully erect. A 10-11 inch penis is huge. Even the biggest pornstars aren't much more than 9.

One of the few exceptions is Mandingo (who's legit 10+). Fish-eye lenses, sickle cell, penis pumping and tiny female partners might have distorted perceptions, but Rockhold-type penises don't even exist in porn, what are the odds a mid-level fighter is packing one?

2. There's a huge market for large-penis porn. He'd make way more as a pornstar than a fighter. Lexington Steele probably makes more than 90% of UFC fighters. Rockhold would be even more popular. Being white, huge and good looking (very rare. see: Ron Jeremy, Dirty Harry, et al.) enables him to fill a huge niche. Are we meant to believe he's never even considered such an easy, and rewarding career?

Sorry to break so many hearts, but Luke Rockhold probably just put a sock or two down his briefs and is now sitting back, laughing at the uproar he's created.

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LOL you know ur black pornstars eh .. Early thread of the year candidate

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Old 01-18-2014, 06:35 PM   #3
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it sounds like you're afraid of his penis being real. Like how some fear the NWO being real.

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Old 01-18-2014, 06:35 PM   #4
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Also you know too much about dick.

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Old 01-18-2014, 06:36 PM   #5
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Lol jealous much

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Old 01-18-2014, 06:37 PM   #6
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LMAO at thread title

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Old 01-18-2014, 06:37 PM   #7
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This man really knows his dicks. Mandingo. Lol

Lol also at no 3,4,5

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Wow look at Cpt. Buzzkill over here

Rockhold's package is glorious and all natural baby

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You seem to be an expert on the subject of the male reproductive organ, I'm glad you decided to share your research with us.

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Addendum: The only way I can see it being real is if he suffered from a illness which brought on priapisms, but obviously not, because it would have interfered with his fighting career, and priapisms do more to accentuate girth than length (see: Shorty Mac).

Even medical anomalies don't have a shot at making this real

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