Classic or standard, I'm here to please, like your mourning radio station.
Here's my impression of Hojack being erudite:
"Dude, check it cocks: I can run like an expostulating motherfucker, I'm like Mephistofoleez the way I bag bichees/ I don't have a huge cybercock like you bitchesss. ask my woman, my fucking is all in the head, check IP's cuz you cocks don't respect your inteluxual comanders word: Right sweeEty?: click click doublespace, by the pfft, Vod, your mama's so fat.... your mama's so fat......wait... YOU'RE so fat you're mama said... your mama said, shit hang on.....you're mama brush her teeth with butter!! HahahahRECOGNIIZZEEE.