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Old 02-02-2006, 02:27 PM   #1
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How to get a chiseled face?

what type of exercise should i do to get a more chiseled face? Rite now it has a lil flab on mah cheeks which im tryin realy hard to get rid of. Wut type of foods and exercise would u recommend?

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Old 02-02-2006, 02:41 PM   #2
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Old 02-02-2006, 02:44 PM   #4
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Keep your mouth shut as hard as you can every day. Your face muscles will pump up to the next level.
I actually lol'ed at that.


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WTF Hulk, why the edit. I think everyone else would like to laugh at your first post.

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Old 02-02-2006, 02:45 PM   #5
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Visit your "pic of me and mah boys thread". If the laughter doesn't kill you, you'r whole body will be supermetrodieselyolked.

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Old 02-02-2006, 02:46 PM   #6
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chew lots of gum and eat at least 3 bags of oberti beef jerkey a day.

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Old 02-02-2006, 02:55 PM   #7
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I actually lol'ed at that.


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WTF Hulk, why the edit. I think everyone else would like to laugh at your first post.

"Shut the fuck up as hard as you can everyday."
Alright. It's back in it's pristine state. I'm a chronic editor, and I was worried whether that would come across correctly. The curse of being an English major, perhaps.

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Old 02-02-2006, 03:26 PM   #8
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Nostril pullups, tongue pushups, eyebrow press, lip curls...

Also being repeatedly stomped in the face can build some tone.

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How to get a chiseled face
Use a chisel. The skin will grow back.

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Old 02-02-2006, 03:46 PM   #10
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Dick sucking. Suck it hard. And then spread the cream over your face; there is vitamin E in it, the ladies use vitamin E based creams on their faces and hands. That should combine useful and agreeable for you.

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