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Old 05-04-2009, 11:16 AM   #1
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Female MMA and groin shots

Are groin shots considered illegal in women's MMA? Anatomically, I don't see why they would be. The female reproductive organs are as protected as the liver and kidneys, so a "cooter-shot" shouldn't be anymore dangerous than a body blow... right? But, I could see bureaucratic Equality-Nazis banning crotch shots for women simply because they are banned for men.

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Old 05-04-2009, 11:19 AM   #2
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"cooter-shot", lol.

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Old 05-04-2009, 11:21 AM   #3
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I always wondered what they use to protect the their box, an inverted cup maybe. lol

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Old 05-04-2009, 11:25 AM   #4
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Haha, wow, you don't have many female friends, do you?

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Old 05-04-2009, 11:27 AM   #5
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Haha, wow, you don't have many female friends, do you?
hmmm... I guess I consider my wife a friend.

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Old 05-04-2009, 11:28 AM   #6
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I lol'd as soon as i saw the thread title, what comes to mind is the question my friend used to ask years ago when i was a child "Does it squeek if you punch them in the fanny".

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Old 05-04-2009, 11:32 AM   #7
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hmmm... I guess I consider my wife a friend.
Give her a cooter shot and that might change.

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Old 05-04-2009, 11:34 AM   #8
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hmmm... I guess I consider my wife a friend.
Well with your vast knowledge of female anatomy I'm sure she's a very fulfilled woman. Now ask her how much it would hurt if you punched her in the cooter.

Ten bucks says she makes a comparison to you getting punched in the balls.

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Old 05-04-2009, 11:35 AM   #9
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Complete fucking moron FTL!!!!

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Old 05-04-2009, 11:36 AM   #10
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i assume it just tickles 'em

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