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Old 11-14-2010, 09:54 PM   #1
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The Curse Of The UFC Poster. (*Updated.)

This poster came out about 10 months ago, right at the start of 2010.

(Sorry I couldn't find a better picture of it, if you have one let me know.)







Ever since then, much like Tom Hanks in the DaVinci Code, I have made a startling discovery...

From left to right, systematically, the Champions are losing their Gold, one by one.









It started, as all great stories do, with a BJ.

In April, he lost his belt to some guy from New Jersey. If that sounds impossible, it is because supernatural forces were at play.

Then in May, only one month later, The Dragon also fell victim to the Unholy Power of the Poster, when he lost to a guy who doesn't even have any working knees.

I trembled as the reality of the curse began to set in.

Could it be?

Then in July, Brock was on the brink of defeat against Shane Carwin - but he somehow pulled it out. "This is it!" I thought. "The curse has been defeated by the Vanilla Gorilla!!"

But then... Brown Pride happened.

The Poster Gods manifested their angry wrath in the form of an undefeated HurriCain which barreled illegally over the southern border of the US, and straight into Brock's face.










Another Champion had lost his belt, from left to right... The Curse was intact.

Next, BJ tried valiantly to go against the forces of the Poster, in an instant rematch.

For this act of insolence, going against The Word, the Poster Gods embarrassed BJ and he was spanked even worse than the first time.

Soon after, Anderson felt the wrath of the Poster, when it took on the human form of an EXTREMELY Testosterone-Filled Republican.









(note: this is not Chael Sonnen, allegedly. after
his hearing in December, I have no doubt that he
will be vindicated on all charges. allegedly.)




However, much like Brock the first time, Anderson held onto his soul, barely survived the onslaught, and narrowly escaped with his belt.

Alas my brothers and sisters, the sad truth is, this is only temporary.

A stay of execution, if you will.

After much research, including in-depth immersions into the underground world of The Occult, on-site consultations with NSA experts at Fort Meade in the field of Cryptology, as well as sharing my findings with the top archaeologists in Egypt, it is my firm belief that Anderson was in fact spared by the Poster as a warning, so that we humans might get a taste of the Poster's power, and spread word of the imminent completion of its Unholy Plan.

Because one thing is certain: the Forces that Be absolutely WILL NOT STOP until they have stripped Gold from every man, woman and child on that Poster.




What Does This Mean???



The Bad News: Anderson's days are numbered. He is NEXT. And nothing, and NO ONE can stop it.

In fact, the only way he was able to save his soul the first time, was by offering to the Gods the one he had taken from Forrest Griffin. He bought some time with that, but it will not save him in the end.

The Good News: As long as Anderson holds the belt, GSP is SAFE!!! Go ahead and bet your house, your car, and your children on Greasy in his next fight. The Power of the Poster will protect Canada against against The Clown-Haired One this winter. Nothing, I repeat NOTHING can get in the way of the "Holy Order" (L-R). Fear not. The Poster Gods will reward you HANDSOMELY for your faith, and your loyalty.

Fellow Sherdoggers, I say this with both awe and fear in my voice:

Heed The Poster.

For it has been written.

Or printed rather.










** UPDATES: **


UPDATE #1: Thanksgiving 2010
Quote:
Originally Posted by Click the Red Arrow > View Post
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UPDATE #2: New Evidence Found
Quote:
Originally Posted by Click the Red Arrow > View Post
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UPDATE #3: A New Hope?
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Originally Posted by Click the Red Arrow > View Post
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UPDATE #4: Josh Koscheck Feels The Wrath
Quote:
Originally Posted by Click the Red Arrow > View Post
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UPDATE #5:

Ain't No Sunshine, in HELL.



Woe unto thee, nonbelievers.

As witnessed this past week by all of mankind and Usher, The Prophecy came further to pass, as The Curse once again manifested itself in the form of a man.

Anderson had a good run, hiding from the Gods, in the back alleys of Burger Kings, offering up the souls of Forrest and Stephan as sacrifice when cornered... but sooner or later, all debts must be paid, and all things move toward their end, on that you can be sure.

And so it was, that The Poster Gods bestowed an Unholy Power unto Ray Longo, to create another upsetter, a legacy-ender, a title-taker... a Super Serra.

CHRISTopher Weidman, chosen by the Gods, rose from the fiery depths to fulfill yet another Prophecy in the Unholy Order of the Poster.


Dark days yet still lay ahead, my friends. Dark days.


"Look! How man mocks the Gods, and dances about;
Only moments later, to get knocked out.
Oh, ye can run, but ye cannot hide man;
from the Poster, or Chris Weidman."


- Leviticus 29:32







"Anderson mocked the Poster Gods, and he paid for it with his consciousness."

- Joe Rogan

(rough quote, that was basically the gist of it though)






UPDATE #6: Is This THE END???

http://forums.sherdog.com/forums/90001113-post1316.html

http://forums.sherdog.com/forums/89981657-post1257.html

http://forums.sherdog.com/forums/89982229-post1265.html









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Old 11-14-2010, 09:55 PM   #2
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"It started, as all great stories do, with a BJ."
Heh heh, good thread.

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Old 11-14-2010, 09:55 PM   #3
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So Silva and then GSP?

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Old 11-14-2010, 09:56 PM   #4
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what I learned from this thread: fighters lose

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Old 11-14-2010, 09:56 PM   #5
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The only one left standing will be GSP.

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Old 11-14-2010, 09:57 PM   #6
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I've halfheartedly been wanting GSP to lose for a while now, just to watch the chaos on the forums...but I would rather it not be to Koscheck. It's a conundrum.

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Old 11-14-2010, 09:57 PM   #7
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so should I put everything I have on Kos to upset GSP next month??

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Old 11-14-2010, 09:58 PM   #8
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Damn. Did this thread take a month to get worked all together?

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Old 11-14-2010, 09:59 PM   #10
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I was going to blame the video game cover ala the "Madden Curse".

Didn't Forrest get f'ed up after he was on the cover?

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