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Old 03-18-2012, 03:20 PM   #1
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Chael Sonnen has a book coming out

Yes, I'm serious. I happen to know some people working on it if you have any questions.

Amazon.com: The Voice of Reason: A V.I.P. Pass to Enlightenment (9781936608546): Chael Sonnen: Books

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Old 03-18-2012, 03:22 PM   #2
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Probably every sentence will be a troll offering that will get it's own thread on Sherdog.

Edit: I see that it's coming out before the big rematch. Is this an indication that he knows he's not going to be taken very seriously after the rematch?


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Old 03-18-2012, 03:24 PM   #3
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i,m suprised that it isnt a romantic novel that tells the story of a love triangle that is impossible to get out of

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Old 03-18-2012, 03:26 PM   #4
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lol, oh boy, it's Troll Sonnen at his best (or worst) it looks like too...
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Presence. Tenacity. Insight. Omniscience. No need to look these words up. They are defined by yours truly. Who am I? I'm the one who needs no introduction, the walking thesaurus, the UFC's most infamous and feared destroyer of men. I am Chael P. Sonnen, and you want to be just like me.1

It's your lucky day. What you are holding in your hands is nothing short of a V.I.P pass to enlightenment. In the coming pages my humor and tales of heroic adventure will baptize you in superhuman greatness. Allow me to carry you like a frail damsel as I make a nightmarish decent into the bowels of Sao Paulo. Sit before me as a student as I teach you about my plans of creating a Chaelocracy, which translates to "A Better Earth." Shower me with praise as I take you into my manly mitts like a lump of seemingly worthless clay and craft you into something far better than yourself—me.

Like all great men of myth and legend, I strive for the betterment of the human race. Prometheus brought us fire; Dana White brought us the modern day gladiator; and I bring you a step-by-step guide to being just like me. Do you have what it takes? Is there truly a chance that one day you will be able to walk in my shoes? Purchase this book and find out. There is no better day to stop being you and start trying to be me.

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Old 03-18-2012, 03:27 PM   #5
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Finding Success in Real Estate by Chael Sonnen?

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Old 03-18-2012, 03:28 PM   #6
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Going to be a lot of trolling going on...from what I'm told there will chapters on TRT, fight with Silva, the money laundering thing, and a bunch of other stuff.

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Old 03-18-2012, 03:34 PM   #7
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If you pay for this book you have been trolled again by Sonnen.

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Old 03-18-2012, 03:36 PM   #8
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i,m suprised that it isnt a romantic novel that tells the story of a love triangle that is impossible to get out of
well played sir!

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Old 03-18-2012, 03:37 PM   #9
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It's probably about his life after winning the title in 2010.

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Old 03-18-2012, 03:37 PM   #10
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i,m suprised that it isnt a romantic novel that tells the story of a love triangle that is impossible to get out of
lmao

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