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Old 03-28-2008, 11:40 PM   #1
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How do guys in Jail get so huge?

I was showing my friend all the information you guys put up in the Stickies, here in the Strength and Power Section. He told me that you don't really need schedules and a specific diet to get big and strong and ripped. As an example, he mentioned all the big dudes in Jail who just lift weights, eat like 3 times a day from whatever the prison supplies them, and then sleep however much or little they want.

I found this video called "Ghetto Work Out"

How do these guys get so big and strong without using a proper workout schedule and diet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDCxH88-9X8

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Old 03-28-2008, 11:43 PM   #2
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You and your friend have been watching too many movies. Have you seen cops? Most of those guys aren't that big. A lot are 120-135lbs.


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Old 03-28-2008, 11:44 PM   #3
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You answered your own question.

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Old 03-28-2008, 11:45 PM   #4
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Physical stimulation of the prostate causes increased testosterone levels. So, essentially, as they have sexual partnerships in prison, they are really just doing it to get muscular.

It's not gay.

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Old 03-28-2008, 11:46 PM   #5
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You and your friend have been watching too many movies. Have you seen cops? Most of those guys aren't that big. A lot are 120-135lbs.


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dude, Cops is a TV Show as well, and those are like Crackheads you're talking about, i personally know a few guys who just got out of jail who were skinny before but are huge now...Plus there's all those losers in the Ghetto Workout vids who are pretty ripped

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Dude it's prison, you have 12+hrs a day to do nothing but work out.

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dude, Cops is a TV Show as well, and those are like Crackheads you're talking about, i personally know a few guys who just got out of jail who were skinny before but are huge now...Plus there's all those losers in the Ghetto Workout vids who are pretty ripped
why are they losers?

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Old 03-28-2008, 11:52 PM   #9
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why are they losers?
lol, i don't know, i didn't really mean that i guess. I just didn't want to seem like i envy them since they're drug dealers lol....

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Old 03-28-2008, 11:55 PM   #10
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Physical stimulation of the prostate causes increased testosterone levels. So, essentially, as they have sexual partnerships in prison, they are really just doing it to get muscular.

It's not gay.
I was kind of hoping I'd be the first one to make a buttsecks joke.

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